Harry Potter + Potions.

"I did not intend to get this drunk"

Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

*Rubs your clit as a friend*  




Doctor Who + Puns

#i think i see a pattern #one crude pun per regeneration


What makes life valuable is that it doesn’t last forever, what makes it precious is that it ends. […] So don’t waste it living someone else’s life, make yours count for something. Fight for what matters to you, no matter what. Because even if you fall short, what better way is there to live?

Vaguely NSFW Asks (do it, do it, do it!) 

15th Sep

You’re always gonna be  a f r a i d . Even if you learn to hide it.

15th Sep

Yes, Hermione. I think this is gonna be exactly like wizard’s chess.